I know I shouldn't. I know it's a bad idea. But I can't help it. It's all Don's fault (and Scott's for being a censor)
So when I wrote this, I was Twittering about shoe shopping (which, naturally, I made unavailable).
Which is a fucking lie. Not just a lie, but a dumb lie. Anybody who's actually met me knows that shoe shopping isn't high enough on my agenda to talk about. Makes me wonder why the poor guy thinks people would believe that shit. Oh, right! That's what women do! Go shoe-shopping (like this one)! Nevermind that I just started my day job and had no income to buy shoes with after rent, food, and utilities. Oh, snap! That's right! Black women spend money they don't have on dumb shit, which is why their credit is all fucked up!
Then again, I am neurotic, so I guess all that bullshit is supposed to make sense.
I'm glad we sussed that out. Otherwise it was starting to look like Mr. Whatshisname is not only a racist, sexist asshole, but a lying racist, sexist asshole.
Whew, glad we got that out of the way.
Now that we're done with that, anybody wanna take bets on how long it'll take up my hater to drudge up "evidence", which then makes him into a lying racist, sexist, stalker asshole?